Nymphomaniac
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The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. "What seems to be the problem?" the doctor asked. "Well, I, uh," she stammered. "I think I, uh, might be a nymphomaniac." "I see," he said. "I can...Continue
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When Snails Attack
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A sloth named Herman is walking through the forest one day. A gang of snails approach him and beat him up. He is left at the bottom of a tree with several cuts and bruises. Several hours later he gathers up enough strength to go to a local police...Continue
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Birthday Message
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A man wants to celebrate his wife’s Birthday by throwing a party. So he goes to order a birthday cake. The salesman asks him what message he wants to put on the cake. Well he thinks for a while and says, "Put 'You're not getting older,'...Continue
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Getting Married
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When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. Boy : It’s very kind of you, darling, But I don’t have any worries or troubles. Girl : Well that is because we aren’t married...Continue
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Talking Dog
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A man tried to sell his neighbor a new dog. "This is a talking dog," he said. "And you can have him for five dollars." The neighbor said, "Who do you think you're kidding with this talking-dog stuff? There ain't no such...Continue
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