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WHY THE CALL CENTRE GUYS R PAI...

PEOPLE WONDER WHY THE CALL CENTRE GUYS R PAID SO MUCH......FOR JUST BEING ON THE PHONE. TAKE A LOOK:1). Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."Customer "Ok."Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up...Continue

Nymphomaniac

The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. "What seems to be the problem?" the doctor asked. "Well, I, uh," she stammered. "I think I, uh, might be a nymphomaniac." "I see," he said. "I can...Continue

When Snails Attack

A sloth named Herman is walking through the forest one day. A gang of snails approach him and beat him up. He is left at the bottom of a tree with several cuts and bruises. Several hours later he gathers up enough strength to go to a local police...Continue

Birthday Message

A man wants to celebrate his wife’s Birthday by throwing a party. So he goes to order a birthday cake. The salesman asks him what message he wants to put on the cake. Well he thinks for a while and says, "Put 'You're not getting older,'...Continue

Getting Married

When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. Boy : It’s very kind of you, darling, But I don’t have any worries or troubles. Girl : Well that is because we aren’t married...Continue

Talking Dog

A man tried to sell his neighbor a new dog. "This is a talking dog," he said. "And you can have him for five dollars." The neighbor said, "Who do you think you're kidding with this talking-dog stuff? There ain't no such...Continue

Make Your Girlfriend Happy...

1) Admit when you're wrong and don't be too stubborn. If you have really messed it up, you might want to plan a special date to apologize. Don't just apologize though, back it up with actions. And always give her a cooling period if she's really mad...Continue

How to become sociable at part...

1) Look at other people. They're like you-the only difference is that they believe in themselves. A silver of self-confidence goes a long way, so try to believe in yourself. 2) Talk to others around you. Don't let what others say about you pull you...Continue

 

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