FUNNY MATHEMATICS
Posted on November 30, 2007 | Add a comment
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romanceSmart man + dumb woman = affairDumb man + smart woman = marriageDumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy ____________________ OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profitSmart...Continue
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The Story of the Woods
Posted on November 30, 2007 | Add a comment
copyright 2007 Brenda H all rights reserved When I was ten years old the cool kids in my neighborhood back in Minnesota were Sally, Becky and Jane, who called themselves the Three Musket Ears, which they thought was very clever. One day in...Continue
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First post - please be kind
Posted on November 30, 2007 | Add a comment
Okay, that's the thing--stopped raining finally. Kind of cold but that's okay. Massive lonely attack. Pint of ice-cream does nothing. No more ice-cream. Risky, risky, risky. Can't stop thinking of him and refuse...Continue
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Carson Daly ignores writer's s...
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Carson Daly has decided to cross the Writer's Guild picket line and go back to his miserable excuse for a TV show, joining Ellen DeGeneres in the Scab Hall of Fame. To add insult to injury, Daly set up a special Scab Joke Hotline so his friends...Continue
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Tatti(shit)
Posted on September 23, 2007 | Add a comment
Ghost tatti (s h i t ) : The kind where you feel the tatti come out, but there is no tatti in the toilet. Clean tatti : The kind where you tatti it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper. Wet tatti : The kind where you...Continue
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