Last-minute deal lets Sonics move to Oklahoma City (1 Posts)

Last Post 03-07-08 06:36

SEATTLE (AP)—Clay Bennett finally found a dollar amount that would sever his contentious relationship with the city of Seattle—$75 million. As a result, the SuperSonics are headed to Oklahoma City with Bennett leading the way, leaving behind the team name, colors and 41 years of history.

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Sex Therapy - Florida Style (2 Posts)

Last Post 23-03-08 08:47

A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?" The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?" The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees. When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says goodbye. The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees. This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave. Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?" The old man says, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare...!

by infohighway

great joke (1 Posts)

Last Post 25-02-08 05:10

officer To Servent Officer:servent come here and clean it. Servent:coming sir, servent qutining to sir what are you studying? officer:M.S Servent:I'am also M.S Officer:Are you M.s?why are you doing this type of works? Servent:M.S meanes Master of Servents.

by mummadiramu

Blond medical terminology (1 Posts)

Last Post 16-02-08 00:57

Blond medical terminology Artery -- Study of paintings Bacteria -- Back door of cafeteria Barium -- What doctors do when treatment fails Bowel -- Letter like A.E.I.O.U Caesarean section -- District in Rome Cat scan -- Searching for kitty Cauterize -- Made eye contact with her Colic -- Sheep dog Coma -- A punctuation mark Congenital -- Friendly D&C -- Where Washington is Diarrhea -- Journal of daily events Dilate -- To live long Enema -- Not a friend Fester -- Quicker Fibula -- A small lie G.I. Series -- Soldiers' ball game Grippe -- Suitcase Hangnail -- Coathook Impotent -- Distinguished, well known Intense pain -- Torture in a teepee Labor pain -- Got hurt at work Medical staff -- Doctor's cane Morbid -- Higher offer Nitrate -- Cheaper than day rate Node -- Was aware of Outpatient -- Person who had fainted Pelvis -- Cousin of Elvis Post operative -- Letter carrier Protein -- Favoring young people Rectum -- It almost killed him Recovery room -- Place to do upholstery Rheumatic -- Amorous Scar -- Rolled tobacco leaf Secretion -- Hiding anything Seizure -- Roman emperor Serology -- Study of knighthood Tablet -- Small table Terminal illness -- Sickness at airport Tibia -- Country in North Africa Tumor -- An extra pair Urine -- Opposite of you're out Varicose -- Located nearby Vein -- Conceited

by paradox2007xbeyond

hehe (1 Posts)

Last Post 24-01-08 06:44

why does blonds always gets to be the dumb one?

by paradox2007xbeyond

blond (1 Posts)

Last Post 24-01-08 02:54

here is a joke three girlsare walking a red a black and a blonde the police come and say hands up so the girls go hide the black hides behind a bag of cat food and say meow meow the police say it is just a ct they go over to some dog food the red was behind and she says wuf wuf the police say it is just a dog they go to a sack of potatoes where the blonde is and she says potatoes patatoes

by firedestroyyou

bonsoir (1 Posts)

Last Post 15-01-08 18:30

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by amire123

wats up (1 Posts)

Last Post 13-01-08 02:03

hey there all am called bbosa george come and join ma group

by hollowman014789

Auto Insurance Discount (1 Posts)

Last Post 11-01-08 08:42

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by seantranusa

Amiga (1 Posts)

Last Post 06-01-08 05:48

Hello, amiga un beso...

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