Lame Jokes (1 Posts)

Last Post 29-09-07 07:49

Hello all. I've just created a blog on lame jokes. I love reading and sharing jokes. =D DO check out my space and my blog. Give me your comments too. Thanks =D

by poohgirl

Logic (1 Posts)

Last Post 11-05-07 12:57

Zail singh decided to write the MBA exam. He could understand every thing except for the LOGIC part. One day when he was reading, Rajiv came home. Rajiv: Zailsinghji How is your MBA preparation? Zail Singh: Every thing is fine, but I could not understand Logic. Rajiv: Logic is very easy. Zailsingh: Can you give me an example, so that I can understand. Rajiv: OK. Do you have fish pot in your house? Zail: YES. Rajiv: Logically, there will be water in it. Zail: YES. Rajiv: Logically, there will be fish in it. Zail: YES. Rajiv: Logically, someone will be feeding the fish. Zail: YES. Rajiv: I take a guess that your wife will be feeding the fish. Zail: YES. Rajiv: so, logically, your are married. Zail: YES. Rajiv: So, that means U are a heterosexual. Zailsingh was very glad ! and he understood logic.

by Rakib

Sardar Ji Jokes `SET (1 Posts)

Last Post 23-04-07 19:39

<b>Dark Room</b> Did you hear about the sardar who asked his friends to give him all their burnt out light bulbs? He just bought a camera and wanted to set up a Darkroom. <b>Phone Book</b> A sardar walked up to the front desk of the library and said, "I borrowed a book last week, but it was the most boring I've ever read. There was no story whatsoever, and there were far too many characters!" The librarian replied, "Oh, you must be the person who took our phone book." <b>Green TV</b> Sardarji is buying a TV. "Do you have colour TVs?" Sales Men: "Sure." "Give me a green one, please."

by Rakib

Sardar Ji Jokes 8 (1 Posts)

Last Post 23-04-07 19:30

<b>Relaxing</b> One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in UK.A lady came and asked him, " Are you relaxing" Sardar answered '" No I am Banta Singh" Another Guy Came and asked! ! ! ! the same Question. Sardar answered "No No Me! Banta Singh" Third one came and asked the same question Sardar was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place. While walking he saw another Sardar enjoying the Beach. He went and asked him " Are you Relaxing?" The other Sardar was much educated and answered "Yes I am relaxing. The Sardar slapped him on his face and said "Idiot, Sab tere Ko wahahn dhoond rahe hai aur tu Yahaan Aaram Kar raha hai." <i>**Sorry! some in Indian Language</i>

by Rakib

Sardar Ji Jokes 7 (1 Posts)

Last Post 23-04-07 19:25

<b>13th Floor</b> One day a sardarji was sitting in his office on the thirteenth floor building when a man came running in to his office and shouted "Santa Singh your daughter Preeto just died in an accident" Sardarji was in panic.Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office window. While coming down when he was near the tenth floor he remembered he didn't have a daughter named Preeto. When he was near the fifth floor he remembered he was not married.When he was about to hit the ground he remembered he was not Santa Singh.

by Rakib

A Plane journey (1 Posts)

Last Post 23-04-07 19:18

A jet ran in to some turbulent weather. To keep passengers calm, the air hostess brought out the beverage carts. “I'd like a soda” said the passenger in the front row. Moving along, the air hostess asked the man behind her if he would like something. "Yes I would," he replied. "Give me whatever the pilot is drinking!” .

by Rakib

European Closet (1 Posts)

Last Post 23-04-07 19:15

Santa and Banta went to US They have stayed a five star hotel. Santa doesn’t know how to use the European closet he dropped everything in a packet and placed it on one of the leaves of the fan. Banta came and switch on the fan and everything spread on the wall When the room boy came Santa gave 10 dollars and told him to wash it off. But the Room boy gazed at it for five minutes and taken 25 dollars from the pocket and told to Santa "I will give you these 25 dollars if you say how u did it so beautifully".

by Rakib

Sardar Ji Jokes 6 (1 Posts)

Last Post 23-04-07 19:12

One Sardar needed two plain papers but he had only one. Do you know what he did: photocopied the one which he had. sardar are fun aren't ?

by Rakib

Sardar Ji Jokes 5 (1 Posts)

Last Post 23-04-07 19:10

Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots. He sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one. He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims "71st and *again* barefoot!"

by Rakib

Sardar Ji Jokes 4 (1 Posts)

Last Post 23-04-07 18:51

Sardarji went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this small TV," he told the salesman. "Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," he replied. He hurried home removed his turban and changed his hair style, and returned to tell the salesman, "I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," Salesman replied. "Damn, he recognised me," he thought. He went for a complete disguise this time, haircut, new hair colour, new outfit, big sunglasses, waited a few days, saw the salesman again. "I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," he replied. Frustrated, he exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a Sardar?" "Because that's a microwave," he replied.

by Rakib